Hello again, boys! Time for an update. I have some exciting news that I want to share first - I am building My official website. I am doing it all Myself, so it is taking a little while, but I expect for it to be done early May. The site will have details on how to spoil Me, links to tributes/wishlist/giftcards, links to My clips stores, an exclusive photos section of gorgeous photos you won't see anywhere but My page, and other neat things. I will be posting another update once it is completed, and also announcing it on My twitter.
In other news, those of you who follow Me know that I had a very special auction in which I sold My treasured slippers that were used in My video "Slipper Bitch". The winning bidder got these one-of-a-kind slippers, plus the humiliating video, for $55. Not sure when I will be having another auction, but follow My twitter to be the first to know.
Also, I have a couple new boys trying to earn their way into My good graces. My Canadian Pet "CP"as been spending money buying clips and purchasing wishlist items. Here are a couple gifts I recently received from him:
$60 worth of chocolates as My Easter present!
MANGO cardigan off My wishlist. HOW cute am I?!?
Also had a loser named "cuckslave" tribute $100. Of course, after starting off on the right foot with our first chat, he had to drop the ball by acting flaky and avoiding purchasing the VS items off My wishlist (which he was assigned to do). Stupid boy, you SAID you worked all weekend. IF that were true, you would have money to spend on those items. So either you have the money and are being selfish, or you don't have the money and you're a lying fool. Either way, you're on My shit list. Good boys know their money belongs to ME.
Anyway, I've also been racking up quite an Amazon GC balance...
Amazon GCs are great, but I would much rather receive tributes through Venmo. I love the feeling I get when shopping in public. I love to spend cash in-person. I love to flaunt My many bags of purchased items, as if saying "Ha Ha, suckers!" I can't get that feeling with e-certs. SO, if you are a boy in the USA and don't have Venmo, go sign up. And then send a tribute to firstname.lastname@example.org :)
I also have a ton of new clips for sale.
Sweaty Sock Worship
I just finished My morning jog and decided to give you footboys a treat. My socks are so sweaty and smelly after I jog, totally perfect for losers like you to worship. I tease you, wiggling My toes, pointing them, showing you the sweaty bottoms, all while laughing at how amusing it is that you're getting horny for My feet. These ankle socks are so worn that you can clearly see the sweaty outlines where My feet have rubbed the dirt and smelly sweat into the white fabric. However, not only are you going to worship these sexy socks, I'm going to take them off and stuff them in your mouth, making you swallow the foot sweat as you shoot your load. So what are you waiting for? Get to worshipping these sweaty, stinky socks, footboy!
Seduced Into Blackmail
I know your weaknesses, and I'm going to exploit them to get what I want. All that it takes is a little bit of teasing in this HOT, skin-tight little black dress, and you're wrapped around My finger. Before long, you'll be so horny that you'll be begging Me to give up all of your personal information. Once I get it, I'm going to hold it over your head, making you fulfill My every desire or risk being exposed. PS - you'll need this: email@example.com
This is for all the losers who purchased My clip "Seduced Into Blackmail", only to pussy out on sending Me info! I've got My little black book on hand, in which I wrote down the details of each and every person who purchased My clip and didn't come through. Now I'm going to go through the list and call each one of you out. Did you make it as a victim in My little black book?
Live On-Air Public Humiliation II: Short Dick Man
I have done it again, making this pathetic excuse of a man humiliate himself for Me on his own radio show broadcasting to thousands of listeners in Europe and online. This time, I made him show off his skills by singing his own hilarious version of "Short Dick Man". I can't help but giggle at this loser as he sings about how inadequate his little dick is!
Red Pedi Ripoff
Red: the color of power, danger, and desire. My ten perfect toes painted in this seductive red polish are a lethal weapon, here to do damage to your wallet. I know you're such a sucker for a hot girl's feet, you'll pay big money just for a peek of My pretty toes! Prepare to be financially fucked over by My feet!
All Day Cock Control Challenge
I'm controlling your dick the whole day in this new challenge for the jerkoff junkies. Every hour you're going to watch this clip and edge yourself for Me. I want to keep you in a state of constant arousal through your mundane day. Then, at the end of the day, you will purchase Part II of this clip. Choose the right one, and you just might be able to cum. Choose the wrong one and you'll have the worst case of blue balls imaginable. Think you can handle My all-day teasing? Buy the clips and find out, jerkoff junkie!
Where can you spend all your money purchasing these sexy, addictive clips? At My studios:
That's all for now, guys. Be sure to follow My twitter for the most up-to-date info and tribute porn!
- Current Mood: amused